February 2012
53 posts
It's not everyday that you win a NME award.
iwantthefriction:
That awkward moment when Muse are still in LA and...
Path to Illumination: IF THOU MUST LOVE ME, LET IT... →
herwrittings:
If thou must love me, let it be for nought Except for love’s sake only. Do not say `I love her for her smile … her look…her way Of speaking gently, … for a trick of thought That falls in well with mine, and certes brought A sense of pleasant ease on such a day’ For these things in…
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…somewhere far along this road he lost his soul, to a woman so heartless… How could you be so heartless?
The Fray…
You never cease to amaze me
What if teachers had to deal with fandoms in...
Harry Potter: Children, stop swishing your pencils around, and pay attention.
The Mortal Instruments: Your mothers will NOT be happy if you she sees all this mess on your arms!
The Hunger Games: Stop trying to kill each other, honestly.
Percy Jackson: I know you can read the assignment. Stop pretending you can't.
Divergent: For God's sake, get off the roof!
Twilight: When we bleed, we go to the nurse. Drinking the blood will make us sick, understand?
The Maze Runner: Wicked is a bad word!
Gossip Girl: Gossiping is unkind, and is also against school rules.
Glee: And again with the singing...
Percy Jackson: Give me the pen....now.
Twilight: Charles, come inside! For the last time, your skin will never sparkle!
The Hunger Games: Stop caressing your bread, and save it for lunch, children.
Eragon: Murmuring gibberish under your breath won't get you out of detention.
Doctor Who: Stop trying to sonic everything.
Sherlock: Stop deducing everyone; it isn't nice.
Fullmetal Alchemist: If you clap or snap your fingers ONE more time, you're all getting detention!
Digimon: Stop playing with your Digivice. You can save the Digital World after class.
Homestuck: No, you will *not* reach God Tier if somebody jabs you with a stick very hard.
Digimon: For the last time, Timmy, diving headfirst at a computer with your digivice will /not/ take you to a magical world.
Pandora Hearts: No, this is not the Abyss. Stop trying to get to Chains because there's no way out. At least not until you graduate.
Pandora Hearts: Honey, that's enough meat for now. Eat some damn vegetables.
Hetalia: I'm glad you've taken an interest in world politics but Billy you can't declare war on Damien because he took your pasta.
Transformers: Stop saying "Give me your face". It's creepy and also impossible.
Tobuscus: Children, no Heelying in the corridors.
Harry Potter: Stop turning in blank papers please. You are not a wizard and there is not a spell on this paper keeping me from reading it.
Sherlock: I don't care what kind of "experiment" you're conducting, you do not eat dirt.
Muse: You have to share the glitter with all the other kids too.
Muse: You can't say the zetas told you to do it whenever you hit others.
Muse: You are not allowed to read gay porn.
I, my friends, have a new phone :-)